Here's some things I've learned that might be helpful to you:
1) Nothing good comes in a conversion van. If you see one pulling up (say, out of your office window), it's probably best to lock your door, crawl under your desk, and hide.
2) Half of zero is zero. Seriously. If you are getting divorced and you had nothing when you were married, you should expect to have nothing upon your divorce. Deal with it. (And no, I'm not divorced or getting divorced. Just getting other people divorced . . . )
3) When your first inclination is to punch someone or start screaming, it's best to take a deep breath. And eat a cupcake.
Dear little coffee shop around the corner,
Thank you. You and your delicious little carrot cake cupcake with cream cheese frosting saved my life. And probably someone elses.
Love, Heather
8 comments:
Sounds like one of those weeks. Have another cupcake. (I would.)
Wise words!
I believe today is National Cupcake Day. Or at least is should be.
oh gurl, i think a cupcake is in order for me too! i'm also ready to punch one or two (hundred) people. :)
Yes, you definitely deserve a cupcake!! ENJOY :).
Put down the cupcake and pick up the bell.....
Throwing heavy stuff around always makes life better! :)
I ate two cupcakes this week. The frosting was made with Bailey's...how could I resist??
I agree with Jess... wise words indeed!
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