Court this morning was so slow, I could actually hear the wheels of justice grinding to a halt. At one point (after my caffeine withdrawal had become so intense that I was starting to hallucinate), I had to physically restrain myself from standing up and disrupting court. I don't know why it would be so inappropriate to just say, "Look your Honor, I know we're busy bringing justice to the people and whatnot, but I have a giant chocolate cupcake with orange frosting and little black bat sprinkles on it that I need to eat right now. And if I don't get my Diet Dew soon, people could get hurt."
I have to go finish licking orange frosting off my fingers. Happy Halloween!
4 comments:
Happy trick or treat-ing! I can totally understand. I don't understand why we have to work on Halloween.
Ooh, the cupcakes sounds fun and good too.
ROFLMAO! HAHAHAAA You totally should have stood up and said that HAHA!
Heather....
I would have given anything to be in the court room and hear you say that! Although I'm not sure it would have been worth it for a contempt of court slapped on your record! Still, it would have been great.
Ken
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