Friday, October 31, 2008

Must be Friday

Court this morning was so slow, I could actually hear the wheels of justice grinding to a halt. At one point (after my caffeine withdrawal had become so intense that I was starting to hallucinate), I had to physically restrain myself from standing up and disrupting court. I don't know why it would be so inappropriate to just say, "Look your Honor, I know we're busy bringing justice to the people and whatnot, but I have a giant chocolate cupcake with orange frosting and little black bat sprinkles on it that I need to eat right now. And if I don't get my Diet Dew soon, people could get hurt."

I have to go finish licking orange frosting off my fingers. Happy Halloween!

4 comments:

I Run for Fun said...

Happy trick or treat-ing! I can totally understand. I don't understand why we have to work on Halloween.

D10 said...

Ooh, the cupcakes sounds fun and good too.

Marcy said...

ROFLMAO! HAHAHAAA You totally should have stood up and said that HAHA!

Ken said...

Heather....
I would have given anything to be in the court room and hear you say that! Although I'm not sure it would have been worth it for a contempt of court slapped on your record! Still, it would have been great.
Ken
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